STOP HASBRO FROM CORRUPTING KIDS WITH TOYS

Phil

/ #184

2013-06-14 09:19

Maybe we should start an online petition to ban the bible, too. I mean, if kids read that they could start thinking that flooding the world, raining fire and brimstone down on cities, and having peopel sacrifice their own daughters is the cool thing to do.

I'd love to see a line of Transformers figures named after biblical characters, though. We could call one of the bad guys Herod... no, wait! That sounds too much like heroin and could lead to people doing drugs... damn, this is really complicated. ;)